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MacGuffin,
What a wonderful day it is for absurd logic! My inner Dadaist is practically screaming for joy.
In Texas anything is possible, and we’ll be damned if anyone’s going to tell us otherwise. That anything being God creating the universe. A proposed bill in the Texas senate would make it illegal to discriminate based on research pertaining to intelligent design.
How do you make money? By giving stuff away, of course! At least that’s what Paramount Pictures is hoping with its release of Tunnel. While I think the gesture is grand, I think it might perhaps be more fiscally responsible to release the movie through Netflix, Hulu, or another paid portal. It seems like this is simply putting a tip jar out at the movie theater and hoping to recoup the losses.
How else can you make money? By lying! Fox News does it every day. At least that’s the only logic I can use to understand this guy who told the truth on his blog and has now been fined $60k in damages.
Turning to health. What’s good for you? Radiation, of course. Thank Anne Coulter for her brilliant research into nuclear medicine. Radiation she said, “actually reduced the risk of cancer.” Of course it does, dead people rarely get cancer!
Looking at this now, I think I must find some things to cheer me up. Let me find something.
Two of my favorite things, Batman and cake. Courtesy of CakeCentral
Well, that’s enough for now. I am off to the opera.
Yours,
Puffin
